10 reasons.
that prove to the world.
that i'm not supporting chelsea.
just because of a certain *ahem* someone.

1. the chelseafc stadium. is the only one i've actually seen.
[for the blink of an eye. but it still counts as 'seen']

2. i own a samsung phone [samsung sponsors chelsea].

-heeeelp. i'm running out of reasons-

3. i absolutely lowe blue.

-ooh. my grandmother walked in with m&ms for me!-

4. urrm.

5. i don't believe there's a local team screwing up chelsea's name.
[rmb. geylang united - tcha!]

6. they won the last premiership! winners lah!

-i hear "planet galatta" in the background. sad-

7. there are no divers in chelsea. [stupid c.ronaldo]

8. i like chel!

9. and i like sea!

10. the word 'Jose' like in Jose Mourinho - was used by adidas!

ok. great.
see world.
i'm not supporting chelsea. for just one reason.
though that one reason. is. good reason. *winks*