aneesha provided today's dose of hilarity.

farzana the pervert, our darling aneesha.
and i were sitting at the 'maks' bench.

aneesha was happily eating her prata.
when she suddenly looked up and asked.

[here's our convo.]

an: what's a penophile?

rad: penophile? i don't know... peno-phile? hmm. you know?

fuz: not sure...

rad: how did this come about?

an: oh. some of my classmates were testing me to see
if i'm a true shahrukh khan fan... and they were asking
me questions and all.
then they asked when sharukh met his wife.
and i said he first met her
when he was 18 and she was 14 in sch.
and then someone called him a penophile.

rad: -zonked- oh. you mean pedophile?
ohmy... didn't you demand an explanation?

an: yah. i asked. and they didn't say much...
they said he was 18 and she was 14. and i said 'so?'
and then they said 'never mind'. eh... what is it lah. just tell...

rad: you sure or not. it's quite bad...

an: eh. tell lah. please.

rad: urrm. how do i put it... urrm. you know.
it's like a really old guy. like those 50year people.
and a young child... like. bad stuff.

an: huh? what bad stuff? i don't get it.

rad: aiyah. don't want lah... it's very very bad...

an: eeeh. tell lah.

rad: (asks fuzzy as well) should i put this very bluntly?

[fuzzy nods]

rad: urrrm. you know.
when really ooold guys rape young children...
and you know. linking old people and really young ki-

an: (closing ears) ENOUGH! EH! how dare they?!

rad: yeah. only 4 years what...

an: YAH! ONLY FOUR YEARS.
HOW CAN THEY TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT SHARUKH.
THAT'S REALLY BAD YOU KNOW.

[fuzzy and i are enjoying this. like. really.
aneesha's all worked up and angry]

an: HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT. I'M GONNA SCOLD THEM!

[fuzzy and i look at each other.
and grin widely. this should be fun]

fuz: YEAH! you must! how can they be soo rude?!

rad: he's married with kids. you can't insult someone like that!

an: should i go scold them?

rad + fuz: yeah you should!

an: (having second thoughts) really ah?

fuz: are you a real fan or not?!
if you really like sharhukh khan.
you should. he depends on good fans like you.

rad: comon lah.

an: aiyah. don't know.

[fuzzy and i sink back into the bench.
thinking nothing's gonna happen]

an: (momentarily sits down. and then screams)
BUT THEY CAN'T SAY THAT.

[SHE SUDDENLY STORMS AWAY]

farzana and i were shocked. and after laughing like maniacs.
we got the sense to get up and rush after her.
aneesha was practically sprinting!

reaching her class's table.
she basically stopped a guy in his tracks.
and screamed
"you said something bad about shahrukh khan!".

this guy, named Jey-sthg went "huh?".
"you said sthg really bad. that pedo- pedo-sthg!"
after the guy stood there in shock for sometime...
he went "no. i don't think it was me..."

and after sometime of shocked stoning.
aneesha went "oooh. ohkay. not you. HIM!"
and whipped around and pointed at that ganesh person.

btw. farzana and i were standing a good foot away
from the raging aneesha.
we were practically on the floor laughing.

as he got up in shock,
aneesha went "EH! HOW COULD YOU?"
as he, quite confusedly asked what he did.
aneesha folded her arms. and glared at him.
"eeeeh. really lah. i'm damn angry.
how could you call him a- urrm. a-"
and then she turned around,
at that critical, raging point
and asked "what's that word?" to us.

and farzana and i burst out laughing.
we really seemed maniacal.

as everyone stood there confused.
and aneesha a bit sheepish that we were laughing so much.
i explained, while laughing,
"she said someone called shahrukh khan a 'pedophile'.
and i bluntly explained the meaning.
now. she's mad."

as things fell into place.
aneesha started again "HOW COULD YOU?"

and quite amused himself, and a bit flustered.
that ganesh person went "ohkayohkay!!! sorry!!"

as aneesha started once again!
("that's really bad you know. she told me what it meant")
he went "ohkay! i'm really sorry.
i just said sorry. what more dyou want me to do?"

aneesha finally accepted that
and with a sad look turned around and walked back.
farzana and i were close behind.
still laughing like hell.

after a few sincere "eeeh. why are you laughing?
i thought you said i must scold them?"

and a few "yeahyeah. *snort* it was just funny.
*loudersnort* but you did the right thing" in return...

and a few more "thank you for telling me what it was.
so mean of them. *mumbles*".

farzana and i calmed down enough.
to declare this today's dose of hilarity.