the internet is a bitch. or should i say the internet service here is a bitch?


no wait i think i do mean the internet is a bitch. cause if it had never weedled its way into my life, i wouldn't be sitting here with 6 books and a magazine at hand and yet trying to get the goddamn network to work. i've been downloading google chrome onto this netbook of mine for the last 2 hours. it was supposed to marginally solve the problem of the constant non-loading of youtube videos (incidentally, idiots have decided to mock me by uploading hd quality movies in the past month). this former problem has lasted for the past 7 hours btw.


- break from rant. it's 4:15am, and over the loudspeakers the prayers have started. my first experience! -


anyway, you know who else i blame for my misery? paul. stupid effing paul. i'm telling yah, he's psychologically affecting the players. i'm sure of it. apparently some german fans have threatened to eat him. as staunch a vegetarian i may be, i'm still backing them on this one. better yet, a group's begun petitioning for his release into the wild. i'll stalk his release, and then fish him out with a ball of seaweed, and 'accidently' feed him to the gulls. you know the suicide bunny series? i think i can mastermind a suicide octopus.


paul and the media hype surrounding his stupid prediction (fuelled by the stupid internet - google chrome has finished the download. problem NOT solved) probably caused the team to take so defensive an approach and led to their downfall. and please don't gloat too much about spain. they pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass and pass. but don't finish. stupid corner. stupid octopus.


stupid paul better not screw anything up for the 3rd placings. the team's dejected, they have a day to rally. PLAY SOME AWESOME FOOTBALL GERMANY. 2012 is ours. 2014 too. if there's one thing that's for sure, this team's got some skill and some backbone (which incidentally paul doesn't have - you've got to rip him apart to kill him then, won't be enough to crack him. although this feature might make him an easier meal. straight into the oven with some salt and lemon juice! ... not that i know how to cook octopus). i'm annoyed at the result naturally. i'm more annoyed at stupid paul. but truly, i'm glad about standing by my adopted-football-homeland through and through. and to all you jump-shippers (you know the england-to-brazil-to-argentina supporters), i hope you're glad that germany livened up this world cup. and i hope you're supporting holland for the final.